Curriculum Vitae
Life is just a bowl of All-Bran...
You wake up every morning and it's there.
The Small Faces - Happy Days Toy Town-
Record of Conduct
Having my CV online was once really useful. You know, I was looking for work and I wanted to impress some potential boss guy, so that he or she would want to give me a job. Hopefully a really nice one. But, it's not so useful these days, because I now run my own company and so I only have myself to impress (and I don't need to visit my own website to do that). So I'll probably take it offline at some point. Or does it actually make interesting reading (in a voyeuristic kind of way)?
OK, so I haven't included all those mindnumbing little summer jobs that taught me there has to be a hell of a lot more to life than mindnumbing little summer jobs (although I did gain a few good stories to tell). And, for that matter, I haven't included my 20 metres swimming certificate or my prestigious cub scout knot-tying badge. Nevertheless, here you'll find records of several other pieces of paper that I've earned, places that I've worked, studied in, volunteered at, stopped off for lunch at, or otherwise interacted with.
Actually, this is now almost certainly woefully out-of-date. I've moved on. You might want to take a look instead at my LinkedIn or UnLtdWorld profile, or somesuch thing like that. You could even add me as your contact, or perform some other random act of web-mediated connection. That's what it's all about, right?
Details of past lives are available on request.
